I don’t know if you are in horrible need of laughter, but I sure as HELLo am. This year has not been my year so far haha I seem to have a nak for running into D bags.
The moment I see someone quit talking/treating someone how they normally would because of their appearance and are too into themselves to ask them anything – THAT’S when I feel myself blocking them and don’t care to talk. Feel me!?
C’mon LAUGH WITH ME!
I hope y’all had a great Fourth of July!!
I was one craZy party animal holding it down in one spot. This recovery is no joke.
Now these aren’t the funniest funnies because it hurts for me to laugh. So you get to revel in excitement with me. Haha
T’is time for Friday Funnies. I’ve been MIA for some days now.
SURGERY! Both procedures went good. According to them, I woke up during surgery to say hiiiiii to everyone lol I do not recall any of this! They put me back under until it was all done. I woke up not so happy for obvious reasons.
A nurse wanted to touch one if three incision spots…… HECK YEAH I pushed her hand away! “Sweetheart, you’ve got to let me see if it’s hard.” She put her hand down, I swiped,”NO!” She tried again,”ah nooo!” And as I swiped her with one hand, she got me with other hand lol Well played Nurse. Well played! “AAAHHHH!” I never thought I’d be a pusher awayer!
So I need a good laugh this Friday, how about you!!! Laugh on my friends!!!
I’m laying in bed all peacefully as I hear footsteps on the roof…… I walk outside to scope it out. YEP! A man on the roof looking back at me. I causally walk back inside because we all know if you run they will run after you.
“MOM! IT’S RAINING MAN! There’s a man on your roof!”
“TWO up there,honey!” Said all casual like a normal occurrence in the Hughes house hold,”Skylight is being worked on”
FALSE ALARM people! It’s not really raining men.
Later on I tell my friend about it. The first thing she asks,”Was he hot?”
“If there’s a man on your roof the last thing that’ll register is if he’s hot! He’s just freaking craZy!”
GINOBILI baby! I mean GO SPURS GO!
Friday Funnies HAD to be allllll about Lebron.
MelMel has been Lebron- ing lately. Maybe I need to turn up the AC more =P
It’s shark week for me, joy, so y’all have fun with that.
In all seriousness here’s some really good routines that work.
I’m officially a lunge nazis! F that.
I got all the way to alternating jump lunges when Melody summoned me. I go back to lunge jump position. As I tried to jump I found myself making karate chop sounds with out my body going anywhere. I guess I thought if I kept going on with these untrained top martial art sound skills I’d hi-ya myself into an alternate jump lunge. No go!
I’ll stick to squatting and planking. I plank every night around 10 pm in bed until 6am! Now that’s extreme.
After another week flying by, alas FRIDAY FUNNIES! I thoroughly enjoyed looking through memes on Pinterest after all of the nonsense of what’s really going on is starting to come to light. I feel like I’m going to be invited to be on the Maury or Jerry Springer Show. I’ll be cheered on for throwing the chair =P
Thank God for flying squids.